Spring in #toronto is like toasting bread with a single matchstick. #iphoneonly
Hotdog ballet on rice #toronto #iphoneonly
Stay in that corner you little devil…until you’ve pondered on all the bad things that you make me and other weak people do. Shame on you! #twinkies #toronto
Summer is just around the…err…is a figment buried in the deepest sulcus of one’s cerebrum. #toronto #iphoneonly  (at Cassa Bella)

No good #pizza is safe from a smart dog’s olfactories. #toronto #iphoneonly (at The Bear Daycare)


Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.


(Source: hurricane-)

Went out for a hot brew, came back with an iced capp.
I have had enough of unsolicited calls so I signed up for the “do not call” list. When that din’t work (coz, apparently charities calling are exempt), I started tagging numbers that call me without leaving voicemails. Now, I have more telemarketers than friends on my contacts list. So to those companies reading this…you can suck my gout-ridden right big toe for all eternity!
Homecooked #salisburysteak and #gravy …by me, for me. #toronto #iphoneonly (at Coral Gables)
Uber pretty but slightly hoochie 9 to 5 girl in line behind me at the work resto counter staring at my order…

Girl: I’ll have what he’s having
Me: I know that film!
Girl: Oh yeah? I am so Meg Ryan in that flick
Me: Me too!
Girl (whispers to equally hoochie pal): We’re not his choice of food group
Me: I prefer my “straight” spaghetti boiled.

Uber pretty but slightly hoochie 9 to 5 girl appears to google something on her phone…